{"id":4306,"date":"2025-08-19T19:14:20","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T19:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/?p=4306"},"modified":"2025-08-19T19:14:20","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T19:14:20","slug":"koyun-muhtari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/koyun-muhtari\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6y\u00fcn muhtar\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4306 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/koyun-muhtari\/ff-29\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ff-4-150x150.webp\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4307\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4307'>\n\t\t\t\tK\u00f6y\u00fcn en a-zg\u0131n kad\u0131nlar\u0131 harman yerinde toplanm\u0131\u015f, sohbet ediyorlarm\u0131\u015f.\nBiri ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f:\n\u2014 Ay k\u0131z, bizim herif var ya\u2026 daha kap\u0131dan girer girmez \u00fcst\u00fcme atl\u0131yor. Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn soban\u0131n dibine d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorduk az daha!\n\n\u00d6teki g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f:\n\u2014 O da bir \u015fey mi? Benimki horoz gibi, daha g\u00fcn do\u011fmadan tepeme dikiliyor. Vallahi ben uyuyor numaras\u0131 yapmazsam kurtulu\u015fum yok!\n\n\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kad\u0131n kahkahay\u0131 patlatm\u0131\u015f:\n\u2014 Benimki tarlada yorulup geliyor, k\u0131m\u0131ldayacak hali kalm\u0131yor. Ama ben dururmuyum hemen gerekeni yap\u0131p kendim ba\u015fl\u0131yorum\n\nKad\u0131nlar g\u00fclmekten yerlere yatm\u0131\u015f. O s\u0131rada k\u00f6y\u00fcn muhtar\u0131 yanlar\u0131ndan ge\u00e7iyormu\u015f, kad\u0131nlar\u0131n konu\u015ftuklar\u0131n\u0131 duyunca ho\u015funa gitmi\u015f dayanamam\u0131\u015f\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/koyun-muhtari\/koyun-muhtari\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/koyun-muhtari-150x150.webp\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-4308\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-4308'>\n\t\t\t\tK\u00f6y\u00fcn en a-zg\u0131n kad\u0131nlar\u0131 harman yerinde toplanm\u0131\u015f, sohbet ediyorlarm\u0131\u015f.\nBiri ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f:\n\u2014 Ay k\u0131z, bizim herif var ya\u2026 daha kap\u0131dan girer girmez \u00fcst\u00fcme atl\u0131yor. Ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn soban\u0131n dibine d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorduk az daha!\n\n\u00d6teki g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f:\n\u2014 O da bir \u015fey mi? Benimki horoz gibi, daha g\u00fcn do\u011fmadan tepeme dikiliyor. Vallahi ben uyuyor numaras\u0131 yapmazsam kurtulu\u015fum yok!\n\n\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kad\u0131n kahkahay\u0131 patlatm\u0131\u015f:\n\u2014 Benimki tarlada yorulup geliyor, k\u0131m\u0131ldayacak hali kalm\u0131yor. Ama ben dururmuyum hemen gerekeni yap\u0131p kendim ba\u015fl\u0131yorum\n\nKad\u0131nlar g\u00fclmekten yerlere yatm\u0131\u015f. O s\u0131rada k\u00f6y\u00fcn muhtar\u0131 yanlar\u0131ndan ge\u00e7iyormu\u015f, kad\u0131nlar\u0131n konu\u015ftuklar\u0131n\u0131 duyunca ho\u015funa gitmi\u015f dayanamam\u0131\u015f: \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f \u015fe.yini\n\u2014 Ula bac\u0131lar, siz b\u00f6yle dert anlat\u0131yorsunuz ama\u2026 benimkinde hi\u00e7 hareket yok!\n\nKad\u0131nlardan biri k\u0131s k\u0131s g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f:\n\u2014 Muhtar a\u011fa, senin han\u0131m\u0131 biz biliriz\u2026 yaz\u0131n bostanda, k\u0131\u015f\u0131n ah\u0131rda, baharda tarlada. Kad\u0131n seni bekleye bekleye kurumu\u015f!\n\nMuhtar kafas\u0131n\u0131 ka\u015f\u0131m\u0131\u015f, utanarak:\n\u2014 Hee, do\u011fru diyorsunuz bac\u0131lar\u2026 Vallahi han\u0131m\u0131 ben de\u011fil, inekler daha \u00e7ok g\u00f6r\u00fcyor!\n\nKad\u0131nlar kahkahay\u0131 basm\u0131\u015f. \u0130\u00e7lerinden en biride da laf\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:\n\u2014 Muhtar a\u011fa, desene ozaman k\u00f6y\u00fcn bakkalc\u0131s\u0131 r\u00fcstem a\u011fa bo\u015funa herg\u00fcn s\u00fct almaya size bo\u015funa gelmiyor :))\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-foto-galeri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4309,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions\/4309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}