{"id":1011,"date":"2025-02-22T08:16:26","date_gmt":"2025-02-22T08:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2025-02-22T08:16:26","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T08:16:26","slug":"yasli-amca-doktora-gider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/yasli-amca-doktora-gider\/","title":{"rendered":"Ya\u015fl\u0131 Amca Doktora Gider"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1011 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/yasli-amca-doktora-gider\/yasli-amca-doktora-gider\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Yasli-Amca-Doktora-Gider-150x150.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1012\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1012'>\n\t\t\t\tBir g\u00fcn 75 yasinda bir ya\u015fl\u0131 sp.rm testi yaptirmak amac\u0131yla Doktora gider. hekim adama bir kavanoz sunar ve \u201cbunu doldurup Yarin bana getirin\u201d der. ertesi g\u00fcn ya\u015fl\u0131 kavanozu getirip hekime sunar. Doktor kavanoza bakar ve bos oldugunu g\u00f6r\u00fcr ve sebebini sorar. ya\u015fl\u0131 anlatmaya baslar : \u201chekim bey, d\u00fcn gece sag elimle denedim olmadi,sol elimle denedim yine olmadi. karimi \u00e7agirdim. o da sag ve sol elleriyle denedi, agziyla denedi evvelce disini \u00e7ikararak sonra disini takarak denedi yine olmadi. Baktik olacak gibi degil komsunun karisini \u00e7agirdik\u2026\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/yasli-amca-doktora-gider\/yasli\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/yasli-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1013\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1013'>\n\t\t\t\tBir g\u00fcn 75 yasinda bir ya\u015fl\u0131 sp.rm testi yaptirmak amac\u0131yla Doktora gider. hekim adama bir kavanoz sunar ve \u201cbunu doldurup Yarin bana getirin\u201d der. ertesi g\u00fcn ya\u015fl\u0131 kavanozu getirip hekime sunar. Doktor kavanoza bakar ve bos oldugunu g\u00f6r\u00fcr ve sebebini sorar. ya\u015fl\u0131 anlatmaya baslar : \u201chekim bey, d\u00fcn gece sag elimle denedim olmadi,sol elimle denedim yine olmadi. karimi \u00e7agirdim. o da sag ve sol elleriyle denedi, agziyla denedi evvelce disini \u00e7ikararak sonra disini takarak denedi yine olmadi.\n\nBaktik olacak gibi degil komsunun karisini \u00e7agirdik oda iki elini ve agzini denedi yine olmadi\u201d diyincehekim kendini tutamayip \u201cNaaptiniz, komsunun karisini da mi \u00e7agirdiniz ?\u201ddiye sormus. ya\u015fl\u0131 da Tabi ya napsaydik, su lanet kavanozu bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc a\u00e7amadik\u201d\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1012,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-foto-galeri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1014,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1014"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}