{"id":4151,"date":"2025-08-05T21:53:46","date_gmt":"2025-08-05T21:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg.webp"},"modified":"2025-08-05T21:53:53","modified_gmt":"2025-08-05T21:53:53","slug":"dfg-2","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/hoca-ile-imam\/dfg-2\/","title":{"rendered":"dfg"},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":["post-4151","attachment","type-attachment","status-inherit","hentry"],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg.webp'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"159\" src=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg-300x159.webp\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg-300x159.webp 300w, https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Temel vakit namaz\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131lmak i\u00e7in camiye gider, ama kap\u0131 kitlidir. \u0130\u00e7erden sesler geldi\u011fini duyunca kap\u0131y\u0131 zorlayarak i\u00e7eri girer. \u0130\u00e7erir girer ama bir de ne g\u00f6rs\u00fcn, imam efendi bir kad\u0131nla uygunsuz vaziyettedir! Temel; \u2014 T\u00fch senin s\u0131fat\u0131na! diye t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fcnce imam der ki: \u2014 Hele i\u015fim bitsin, sana camiye t\u00fck\u00fcrmek nedir g\u00f6sterece\u011fim! BONUS FIKRA 2 \u2013 TEMEL POL\u0130S OLURSA \u2014 Ula Temel, senden polis olmaz. D\u00fcn nas\u0131l elinden ka\u00e7\u0131rd\u0131n o az\u0131l\u0131 h\u0131rs\u0131z\u0131? \u2014 Sormay\u0131n komiser bey. Bir anluk dalginku\u011fum sebep oldu. \u00dcst\u00fcnde \u201cgirmek yasakt\u0131r\u201d tabelas\u0131 bulunan bir yere girdi, arkas\u0131ndan gidemedum. BONUS FIKRA 3 \u2013 ZEK\u0130 K\u00d6PEK Temel\u2019in bir k\u00f6pe\u011fi varm\u0131\u015f bu k\u00f6pe\u011fi \u00f6yle bir e\u011fitmi\u015f ki yapaca\u011f\u0131 her \u015feyi yap\u0131yor. Temel Dursun ile sohbet ederken Temel k\u00f6pe\u011fine 20 lira verir der ki; \u2014 Git bana sigara al, der. K\u00f6pe\u011fi k\u0131sa bir s\u00fcre sonra elinde bir sigara ile gelir. Bu olay Dursun\u2019un ilgisini \u00e7eker. Bir g\u00fcn, Dursun kahvede otururken Temel\u2019in k\u00f6pe\u011fini g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f. Ona iki sigara als\u0131n diye 40 lira verip bakkala yollam\u0131\u015f. Beklemi\u015f k\u00f6pekten haber yok sonunda Temel\u2019i bulup demi\u015f ki; \u2014 Ula Temel! Senin o k\u00f6pe\u011fin h\u0131rs\u0131zd\u0131r. 40 lira verdim iki sigara als\u0131n diye k\u00f6pek bana hi\u00e7bir \u015fey getirmedi. Temel de kahkaha atarak; \u2014 Ula Dursun! Ona 40 lira verince ha\u00e7an sinemaya gidiyor.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/webp","media_details":{"width":768,"height":408,"file":"2025\/08\/dfg.webp","filesize":25554,"sizes":{"medium":{"file":"dfg-300x159.webp","width":300,"height":159,"filesize":10948,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg-300x159.webp"},"thumbnail":{"file":"dfg-150x150.webp","width":150,"height":150,"filesize":6486,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg-150x150.webp"},"full":{"file":"dfg.webp","width":768,"height":408,"mime_type":"image\/webp","source_url":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg.webp"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":4148,"source_url":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/dfg.webp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4151"}],"wp:attached-to":[{"embeddable":true,"post_type":"post","id":4148,"href":"https:\/\/bilgitarif.com\/yeni\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}